The carpenter and his tools

It's a poor carpenter who blames his tools for a shoddy job.

May 21 (Bloomberg) -- Moody's Investors Service said it's conducting ``a thorough review'' after the Financial Times reported that a computer error was responsible for Aaa ratings being assigned to complex debt securities that slumped in value.

In an up market the glitch is called a "feature." In a down market the glitch is called a "bug."

Banks obtained the highest grades in 2006 and 2007 for constant proportion debt obligations, funds sold in Europe that used borrowed money to speculate on an

The two faces of Citigroup

Banks, like all businesses outside of the non-profit realm, are in the business of making money. The difference between banks and most other businesses is that banks do not create anything tangible. Of course they make tangible products possible by providing financing for companies that do actually create things, but the value in a bank resides in the intellectual capital of its workforce.
Any industry that promotes the promise of a big payday tends to attract the most clever among us, and there is no shortage of clever people on Wall Street. It is safe to say that if it is possible to squeeze a dollar out of a rock, lever it to return $100 and charge 20% for the service, Wall Street has come up with 25 ways to do it.

Level 3 Asset Watch

DJ Merrill Level 3 Assets $82.4B At 1Q End, 8% Of Total Assets
Tuesday, May 06, 2008 4:37:57 AM (GMT-07:00)

Merrill Lynch & Co. (MER) said Tuesday that its Level 3 assets at the end of the first quarter increased nearly 70%, to $82.4 billion, from $48.6 billion at the end of the fourth quarter.
The Wall Street firm said the Level 3 assets, which include assets measured at fair value on a recurring and non-recurring basis, increased because of the recording of trading assets, for which the exposure was previously recognized as derivative liabilities at the end of the fourth quarter.